The Cream Cheese Incident.

Here's a case study/narrative of a stupid every day occurrence in my apartment.

This was Friday night:

It was late. Aaron had gotten a giant bag of bagels from the local bagel shop. Everyone makes them all the time and leaves messes and whatever.

The biggest tension now stems from the use of spreads for 100 bagels. Everyone wants a bagel, but no one has any money to buy cream cheese. One of our apartment mates was caught STEELING (somebody sthdole it) Aaron's cream cheese. Aaron got mad and Christian did this to him:

Aaron got more mad.

In a matter of minutes (delayed time thanks to beer and confusion) Aaron attacked Christian in retaliation. Here's the result:

It's a little disturbing. 

Here's what happened next:

Five days later - the pretzel is still there. There is no more cream cheese. BUT there are 100 new bagels. So the vicious cycle shall repeat itself.

What a sad world we live in.