Beer.

You probably don't know this but when I first got the assignment to make a blog for my Social Media Marketing class my first idea was to do a "Dorm Room Brewery" blog.

This week, we decided to actually go through with the process and brew our very own gross dorm room beer.

We set out to brew a Cranberry Cinnamon Honey Tripple Wheat Belgian Style Ale.

Here are some cool videos of the process:

That's us cleaning the big jug we're using to ferment the gross beer solution.

This is us pouring the beer into the newly "clean" jug. I use the term lightly because we didn't use the cleaning powder we were supposed to, but it'll be totally whatever.

More to come soon.

-MLIIS

The Cream Cheese Incident.

Here's a case study/narrative of a stupid every day occurrence in my apartment.

This was Friday night:

It was late. Aaron had gotten a giant bag of bagels from the local bagel shop. Everyone makes them all the time and leaves messes and whatever.

The biggest tension now stems from the use of spreads for 100 bagels. Everyone wants a bagel, but no one has any money to buy cream cheese. One of our apartment mates was caught STEELING (somebody sthdole it) Aaron's cream cheese. Aaron got mad and Christian did this to him:

Aaron got more mad.

In a matter of minutes (delayed time thanks to beer and confusion) Aaron attacked Christian in retaliation. Here's the result:

It's a little disturbing. 

Here's what happened next:

Five days later - the pretzel is still there. There is no more cream cheese. BUT there are 100 new bagels. So the vicious cycle shall repeat itself.

What a sad world we live in.

Wacky

WOW.

HOW COULD WE LIVE IN SUCH A WEIRD BUBBLE WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Here are some really weird/fun/whatever videos from the weekend:

More to come soon.

Wednesday - the storm before the worse storm.

Hello,

Here's a little Wednesday afternoon update. We JUST started cleaning our apartment. I got rid of the disgusting toilet paper pile in the bathroom (see before&after shotz) but I couldn't start cleaning the living room/common room area because my roommate seems to have died on the couch.

TOILET BEFORE:

 TOILET AFTER:

Anyway, I'm really excited for this weekend. Hopefully I can catch some cool videos of everything that'll be going on. 

Until then,

Feces.

Hello,

My roommate's mother came to drop him back off at school this morning. Upon entering our dingy, unclean common room, her face turned from a kind, happy smile to a worried yet still not horrified face. It was when she asked to use our bathroom that she became almost completely disgusted with our way of life/general uncleanliness.

The picture below is from Friday night.

This next one is the product of a football game in the apartment.

This weekend should be really good. We're planning a St. Patrick's day special event and special guests will be performing our favorites.

All of our walls look like complete shit. It's really very good.

I'll leave you with this:

-MLIIS

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