Butt plugs and clean ups.

This is a scene from our Friday night party "Cinco de Quatro"

We are all aware that this makes no sense (translation being "5 of 4") but it was a good joke anyway.

We had a pinata, candy, streamers, Dora the Explorer posters, and and a bunch of cool hats.

The party was a huge hit and was very well attended (as the video shows).

We had a god time but it got a bit too big and had to be broken up by UPD at some point.

Aside from lots of skittles and broken margarita cups that Aaron bought from party city, the place doesn't look too bad. In fact, we're starting to get ready to do some major cleaning and hole-fixing as we prepare to move out for the summer.

Here's a picture of the newly cleaned stove:

Pretty good stuff... of course there is everything else that still needs to be cleaned...

Just a few examples.

Oh well, it's been a good year. The bad news is that the estimated bill for damages is about $300 each and we're all broke.

Good.

It's been fun,

-My Life is in Shambles.

All hell always // All Dead

I just found a video from zombie prom. This is definitely a My Life Is In Shambles Moment.

We all died - literally. Also, this culture shock was completely insane and I have a lot of things to update you on.

Life Is Hell

Holy shit!

Our place looks terrible after these last few weeks. Apartment show #2 ruined all our blinds and put shoeprints on our ceilings. Zombie prom blood stained our entire apartment and got all over the outside of our neighbor's doors.

Things got pretty wild and out of control in general.

Everybody has been freaking out about the semester ending. The holes in our walls, dirt on the ceilings, mold in our bathrooms, blood on our counters, and bugs in our kitchen are starting to worry us. At this rate we'll have to buy a hole new damn apartment and pay so many charges. They'll just have to condemn the place after next Thursday. It's barely fit for any living organism (besides mold) to survive in.

We HAVE been getting better with cleaning our dishes though.

-MLIIS

Beer.

You probably don't know this but when I first got the assignment to make a blog for my Social Media Marketing class my first idea was to do a "Dorm Room Brewery" blog.

This week, we decided to actually go through with the process and brew our very own gross dorm room beer.

We set out to brew a Cranberry Cinnamon Honey Tripple Wheat Belgian Style Ale.

Here are some cool videos of the process:

That's us cleaning the big jug we're using to ferment the gross beer solution.

This is us pouring the beer into the newly "clean" jug. I use the term lightly because we didn't use the cleaning powder we were supposed to, but it'll be totally whatever.

More to come soon.

-MLIIS

The Cream Cheese Incident.

Here's a case study/narrative of a stupid every day occurrence in my apartment.

This was Friday night:

It was late. Aaron had gotten a giant bag of bagels from the local bagel shop. Everyone makes them all the time and leaves messes and whatever.

The biggest tension now stems from the use of spreads for 100 bagels. Everyone wants a bagel, but no one has any money to buy cream cheese. One of our apartment mates was caught STEELING (somebody sthdole it) Aaron's cream cheese. Aaron got mad and Christian did this to him:

Aaron got more mad.

In a matter of minutes (delayed time thanks to beer and confusion) Aaron attacked Christian in retaliation. Here's the result:

It's a little disturbing. 

Here's what happened next:

Five days later - the pretzel is still there. There is no more cream cheese. BUT there are 100 new bagels. So the vicious cycle shall repeat itself.

What a sad world we live in.

Wacky

WOW.

HOW COULD WE LIVE IN SUCH A WEIRD BUBBLE WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Here are some really weird/fun/whatever videos from the weekend:

More to come soon.

Wednesday - the storm before the worse storm.

Hello,

Here's a little Wednesday afternoon update. We JUST started cleaning our apartment. I got rid of the disgusting toilet paper pile in the bathroom (see before&after shotz) but I couldn't start cleaning the living room/common room area because my roommate seems to have died on the couch.

TOILET BEFORE:

 TOILET AFTER:

Anyway, I'm really excited for this weekend. Hopefully I can catch some cool videos of everything that'll be going on. 

Until then,

Feces.