JEREMY IS WATCHING YOU.

Hey.

After last week we decided we should probably never let anyone in our apartment ever again. These three photos are products of our lack of self-respect. 

The picture above probably needs some explanation. Our old roommate got suspended last semester. In his honor we erected a memorial museum which contained many of the items he left behind. Our other roommate threw it all out a week ago and we were all #mad sad. Here's a picture of his face that we blew up and put right next to the front door.

I hope you like it because I hate it.

-MLIIS.

Holes

Hi.

I missed a week - sorry about that.

It's been a hell of a two weeks and my apartment has seen many different makeovers. As a result of a party last Friday there are now a count of 4 new holes in the walls, an entire bottle of maple syrup soaked into our carpet and a few new drawings on our walls. Overall, life is sticky.

Anyway, here are some pictures of what the place looks like right now - I'm assuming that this goes for most other college students in America as well.

I'm very happy.

Love,
-MLIIS

This is the wheelchair that broke our toilet

This is the wheelchair that broke our toilet.

My apartment life is in shambles.

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EDIT: 

here's the story:

Two and a half weeks ago we decided it was time to get a toilet. My friends have an inside joke about poop/feces/toilets/etc and we love it. My parents were throwing out an old toilet and we decided to pick it up on our way to get our friend's wheelchair that had been in his possession for some time now. 

The toilet had been used as a canvas and a seat but one of our roommates (let's just say the evil one) hated it. He wouldn't admit it but two days after we got the two new beautiful pieces of furniture we left him and his brother (whom was visiting) alone in the apartment. When we came back, the toilet had been smashed on the ground after what my roommate described as "a very unfortunate accident involving a wheelchair obstacle course and the porcelain seat."

Needless to say, the rest of us are "mad sad"